7 things you shouldn’t put inside your vagina no matter what you’ve heard
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Life is about experimenting, and hey, I totally understand. When you’re a woman in your twenties, after growing up watching Gender and city, the truth about what your IRL sex life really is can be a little underwhelming. There are a lot more missionaries and a lot fewer orgasms than anyone, but that doesn’t mean you automatically have the free reign to spice up your privacy in all as you see fit. In fact, there are several things you shouldn’t put in your vagina, it doesn’t matter what you’ve seen on TV or heard at brunch with friends.
Your vagina is a very complex, self-regulating machine. He can tolerate just about everything from the monthly visitor that is your Aunt Flo, to the laborious stretching of childbirth. Nonetheless, you should still make a point of checking what you put there and how it might affect you, both physically and chemically.
While figuring out what you like sexually is absolutely important, there are plenty of ways to do it without putting yourself in danger or causing a potentially humiliating trip to the emergency room on a random Saturday afternoon. Just to be sure, you should probably keep some things away from your special area. Here are seven things you shouldn’t put inside your vagina no matter what you’ve heard through the vineyard.
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